The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, a show that ran for some time on Disney Channel, and was so shitty they decided it deserved an even shittier sequel. But wait, this is going on Tumblr, I can’t insult anything Disney, right?
Anyway, Christmas, this bullshit holiday is causing me too much pain, and December just started. A Tipton Christmas.
A/N: Yes, I know this is nowhere near Chrstmas, but I decided to do this anyway. Why. This was published in September of 2005. Who is in the Christmas spirit in September.
So, as expected, this has the writing quality of a sixth grader, down to the repetition of every minute detail. It’s a fucking bore to read this, because I’m reading what a six year old would do with the bodies of Zack and Cody.
So as far as plot goes, there’s a battle of the bands, and this person actually wrote lyrics. They wrote a Christmas song in September.
Nothing is funny-bad in this. The sheer repetition of details makes we want a shotgun aspirin. Like, there’s a point where they’re under the mistletoe and Zack gets excited over a cheek kiss. They’re supposed to be sixteen in this. What sixteen year old gets excited over a cheek kiss?
This is always the worst thing about fanfictions to me: How boring they are. To find a gem where you laugh your ass off, you have to sift through piles of pseudo-literary shit. In this case, I read pages of boredom, utter boredom.